Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!
I know everyone always says “take photoshop away from me” with these kinds of things but
Jon Risinger posted outtakes from the Surgeons In Space: Deep Space Doctors outtakes so I had to make some official cinematic versions of their parody poses.
also I put my watermarks like right in the middle but i swear if you steal/repost i will find you and eat your first born child
Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss your babies growing like mine did, Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your better half of fifty years is there in bed And you’re praying God takes you instead. Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think, So don’t blink.
Too fucking reeaaal.
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
All right let’s make a massive tumblr-wide goat sound.
1. Stick out tongue
2. Make any sound
Link throughout the Smash years.